Please for the love of god do NOT order a mojito from me in December. What the hell is wrong with you people. From now on you can only order a mojito in months that don't have an R in them aka the summer. Please it is cold outside it is time for Scotch. It is the duty of drinkers everywhere to try and drink all of the Scotch in Scotland during the winter, so please do your part.
P.S. sorry for being a lazy blogger but I promise to do better in the future.
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